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愚人笑话|Joke: Public Works

来源:www.nuecuan.com 2024-06-13
A blonde who had been unemployed1 for several months got a job
with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of
a rural road.
The supervisor2 told her that she was on probation3 and that
she must stay at or above the set average of two miles per
day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to the conditions
and started right away.
The supervisor checking up at the end of the day, found that
the blonde had completed four miles on her first day, double
the average! Great, he told her, I think you're really
going to work out.
The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that the
blonde only accomplished4 two miles. The supervisor thought,
Well she's still at the average and I don't want to
discourage her, so I'll just keep quiet. The third day
however the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought,
I need to talk to her before this gets any worse.
The boss pulled the new employee in and said, You were doing
so great. The first day you did four miles, the second day
two miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Why? Is there
a problem? An injury, equipment failure? What's keeping you
from meeting the two-mile minimum?
The blonde replied Well, each day I keep getting farther
and farther away from the bucket.


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